by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

the best drink i've ever had in my life, hits more when you add chocolate syrup
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it
milk
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation August 21, 2022

by Bvdger May 7, 2025

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.
No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025

by MILK67392 July 20, 2021

Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018
