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Brown Eye Wink

The act of opening and closing one's brown eye (see asshole) to make a slurrping sound in a winking fashion. Also referred to as Red Eye after some heavy action.
After playing on Grandpa's lap he gave me a brown eye wink.
by Brown Cow May 20, 2003
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blow job eyes

When a girl is sitting down and lustfully locking eyes with a guy standing above her. Similar to the eye contact made while giving head.
Guy: She's dtf. She gave me blow job eyes.
by freeyb October 28, 2011
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Closing your eyes

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.
When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.
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magical dancing eye

this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.
Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!
by Beefcheese-Buggeroff April 10, 2009
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brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.
I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!
by RedDog318 December 9, 2008
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Under His eye

'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.
Jacob: I'm leaving to return to my house.

Priscilla: Under His eye.
by ModernAristocrat June 3, 2018
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Blazer Eye Surgery

When the smoking of weed increases a persons eyesight
"Man my eyesights gotten so much better"
"yeah, it's cus of the blazer eye surgery"
by Kie Boon August 11, 2014
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