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loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021
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Old man baby

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.
by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019
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old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
by Davellin August 28, 2023
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Old man

NeutralAir usually found sleeping in vc or eating chicken
by Sleepy kid October 25, 2022
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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The Old Slip

When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.
"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."

"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"
by Custard Butter February 22, 2010
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Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
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