jesus

a name that you cant legally call your kid because the word contains the word sus

guy1: jesus, more like je (sus)
guy2: getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

by rory senpai May 8, 2021

emilia the son of jesus

emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull

emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out

by ava poo brain🐴deez nuts‼️🥜 April 15, 2021

Jesus without je

sus

Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Eden D. Snuts November 24, 2022

Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth

1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours

by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017

Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night

Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad

by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022

Jesus

My favourite fictional character.

My favourite characters include, Harry Potter, The Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jesus.

by tAll pOppy sYndrome July 31, 2021

Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

by somedude149 May 13, 2014