RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.

"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."

by Redtape____ November 23, 2021

great-grandparent-in-law

Spouse's great-grandparent.

great-grandparent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

niece-in-law

1- Nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's niece.

My niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Reverse Godwin's Law

Go straight to Hitler.

Assertion: vegetarianism is the best.
Reverse Godwin's Law response: Hitler was a vegetarian allegedly.

Assertion: Biden/Trump love sweets (which must be good).
Reverse Godwin's Law response: Hitler loved sweets according to Volker Ullrich

by TownWombat April 22, 2024

brother-in-law

1. The husband of one's sister.
2. The brother of one's spouse.

My brother-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019