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by tampy wampy October 16, 2021

bum bum

The ultimate comeback if you are losing and argument.

*in mind* ah shit im losing. "bum bum"

by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021

BBF (Bare Bum Fart)

A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.

1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.

2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’

by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021

sooky bum

When hallucination kicks in and you think people are throwing rocks at you so you blow up like a little sooky bum

Stop throwing rocks at me cunt im a sooky bum

by Jerrycan1 October 28, 2021

Bum gumbo

The chunky soup like substance that lives in and around ones anus during or after diarrhea or not wiping.

What's for dinner tonight Cletus? Just some bum gumbo jessup. Wooooooo weeeee

by Big_daddy_jankins October 28, 2021

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Really funny in my BUMMY BUM BUM

I’m so bummy bum bum right now

by Luthon September 12, 2021

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021