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Emo Bastard

Havn't the emo bastards learnt how to spell?? sigh look below fuckwits. I wasn't aware I had "frinds" or "freinds"...shame.
P.s Im not a redneck or a "cool" person, infact Im not even fucking American (thank fuck), Im not emo, Im not goth, Im not chav, Im not townie, Im not whatever. Im an average completely un biased slightly strange internet freak, and just because I dont like people who cannot support their own side of the argument intelligently, without insulting,shit loads of spelling mistakes, and who constantly claim that nobody understands, does not mean Im a "fascist" or a "conformist". It simply means Im human.
some examples on this very page:

.non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.

.Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo.

.Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.

.It's highly unlikely, they steal your frinds
mugGet the Emo Bastardmug.

emo kid

kids who shop at thrift stores and continue to use petty labels on themselves because they feel their teenage experience is entirely different than anyone else's and that no one understands....except their ex

because they're different like all of their friends
2 emo kids talking online

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky": OMG I GOT TEH NEW ATREYU CD LOL IM SO HIP!

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: YO ARE YOU GOING TO THE UNCIRCUMSIZED DEATHREAPERS PET DOG WHO CRIED TENFOLD TONIGHT?

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky": Oh totally they rly bring the mosh

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: YEAH TEHYRE CHUNKY BREAKDOWNS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY SONG ARE TOTALLY ORIGIONAL NOT LYKE EVERY OTHER BAND IZ DOING IT

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky":im sad

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: y?

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky": i cant go my parents wont drive me

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: I CANT WAIT TILL I TURN 16 ONLY 3 MORE
by Liam May 5, 2004
mugGet the emo kidmug.

the emo swoop

The beautiful flowing hair of one who listens to Hawthorne Heights.
Look at the emo swoop on Mr. Smith :D
by Vicky K August 29, 2008
mugGet the the emo swoopmug.

emo hair

boy emo hair=boy with girl hair
cross dressing but jus with the hair
by jimsmith June 26, 2005
mugGet the emo hairmug.

Emo Eyepaint

The term used to describe the type of eyeliner an Emo would typically use. It can also describe a person with a large amount of eyeliner on outside of their eyes, giving them the look of a very ill person.
Bob: *Points to randomer*
Jim: Ow Em Gee. *Shocked*
Tim: Look at his Emo Eyepaint.
FeeFee: He looks like he's ill. *roll eyes*
by LUKEUMS July 24, 2007
mugGet the Emo Eyepaintmug.

emo-hater

An individual with a developed understanding for the emo world that accepts his duty to human kind by sacrificing his time/energy/efforts to eliminate/beat/torture/cannibalize/harass the plague of the emo. Typically a respected, skillful, talented, eloquent, charismatic, and intelligent protector of evolution. He/she bears the wait of preserving the health of society by violently oppressing the shitstain of the history of humans that is known as "emo/screamo". An emo-hater usually is very dedicated to their work, spending weekends tracking and hunting down emos in order to beat them to a pulp or until the emo is in critical condition. Their rightful and potent hatred for the emo helps them overcome the risk of being sent to jail despite their honoreable contribution to society. Many emo haters reside in the southern-californian northern mexican border, germany, and all through out south america. Mexico is widely known for having emo-killing contests.
"Man you should have been there, on the way to the party we spotted an emo on the sidewalk, John the emo-hater here, promptly volunteered to bump the emo with his car, swiftly fracturing its knees."
by ericol October 18, 2008
mugGet the emo-hatermug.

emo fag

A person who over uses emoticons in their text messages.
Dude, your such an emo fag, when I ask you how you are feeling don't send me a gay smiley face, just tell me how you feel.
by talvod October 10, 2008
mugGet the emo fagmug.

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