baby fudge dragon

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.

"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"

by Dr. Thirsty March 18, 2014

catching the dragon

When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.

I was with this girl last night night and now I think I am catching the dragon.

by thedragoniswithme August 4, 2014

swagging on a dragon

the commencement of swagging on a mythical creature called a dragon.

i all was stay swagging on a dragon.

by awsomeonomega March 31, 2015

pass the dragon

Pass the dragon is a phrase to use when someone has a joint or a blunt and you want to puff that shit like a dragon.

John: damn bruh, this is some good fire

Jake: i wanna puff some fire, pass the dragon

by irGRiZZ November 20, 2015

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.

Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids

by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017