Cum brain

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

Sniper Cum

When you cum from a distance away usually 6 or more inches, and it lands within the woman's (or man's) weak facial positions. (Eyes, inside or near the nostrils) Also known as a killshot.

John: Holy shit dude, I accidentally just Sniper Cummed a guy!
Kyle: Holy shit that's sick where?
John: Right in her nostril, he sucked it all the way in!

by BIGMONKE January 30, 2021

Cum man

A man who likes cum

He’s a cum man so if you cum on him you’re doing him a favor

by cdawg91 February 21, 2021

cum commie

most hardcore, most glorious sex enthusiast to ever exist since the birth of King Tamba. All the women wants to claim him, but he can never belong to one single women.

girl 1 : did you know cum commie has a harem?!
girl 2 : omg yes I so wanna be part of it!!

by AvidSexEnthusiast6969 March 3, 2021

cum balloon

when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity

oh I'm a dad now

but your a virgin

yeah I used a cum balloon

by russian mafia boss lvl 99 March 18, 2021

Cum Chuckle

When you make a girl laugh by telling a joke when busting a nut down her throat, causing the infamous "Cum Chuckle".

"Yo Barry, I gave Melissa the Cum Chuckle yesterday"

"I made my girl Cum Chuckle once"

by BlueSh1ft April 12, 2021

Cumming Fahim

When Fahim cums, there is no stopping him.

NO FAHIM IS CUMMING HE HAS DONE A CUMMING FAHIM AGAIN RUN!

by HazzaSpazza November 25, 2021