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boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ
omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
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Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot
My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
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Lady boner

Comes from a robbie
I have a lady boner
by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018
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boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner
by christophorus August 5, 2011
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Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.
Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
by Definition of definition April 11, 2022
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. โ€œPicnic tickle bonerโ€
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for coverโ€ฆ
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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