Bird

British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.

What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.

I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.

by Pat Fenus December 9, 2020

Squadron Bird

A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.

A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.

No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.

Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.

by Dark vibes January 8, 2021

Bird

(Noun) A slang term used to refer to a man's penis. Less offensive and often used lightly with children.

Jimmy you can't wear those pants without underwear, you can see your whole bird.

by anonymous August 18, 2021

bird

an individual who is dumb, makes dumb decisions, and loves to be in everybody’s face. Specifically men because those are the only people who give them attention.

You be in anyone/everyone’s face. You’re such a bird b*tch!

by gremlinn February 4, 2022

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

Bird

Not real.

John:Look at that bird!
Peter:Birds are created by the government. They are not real

by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018

Bird

you're a pretty bird! aren't ya?

it is an Australian slang to call women pretty ... birds.

by holifx December 16, 2019