wally bag

A fool, a berk. Someone unsure of what to do next. Literally, a wally is Cockney for a small pickle.

Arthur: There he goes trying to sell that old banger to that geezer again. It's French and the geezer only buys German.

Terry: Yeh, what a wally bag!

by Arthur Mullard Junior October 18, 2008

shiz bag

a person that put a spiked tamp-on in their va jj

my teacher was a total shiz bag.

by D-kwon October 7, 2007

Rough Bag

the roughing of the male sack, to rough ones bag up.Getting hit in the nads

I got my bag roughed up playing football at the park

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word

You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!

by dumbasian October 19, 2009

tooth bag

A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.

I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.

by brainpowerintheshower6969 May 29, 2010

zip the bag

when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer.

"i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip the bag"

by lindsay kirk December 27, 2007

Douche bag

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.

We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.

by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009