Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).

Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...

by DaRealMcDoubleWifCheez November 21, 2010

tooth bag

A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.

I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.

by brainpowerintheshower6969 May 29, 2010

bag of mice

When a man's pants or bathing suit are so tight, that the fabric surrounds their package, creating the look of a bag of mice.

Hey, check out buddy's bag of mice. No, not him, the guy in the worn out Speedo.

by Mike Campbell May 18, 2006

Socket Bag

The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."

If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.

Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!

by Nezom July 13, 2007

L-bag

when lesbians take turns t-bagging each other using their clits.

I "accidently" walked into the women's bathroom and saw two chicks L-bagging.

by Ogeid January 11, 2009

shiz bag

a person that put a spiked tamp-on in their va jj

my teacher was a total shiz bag.

by D-kwon October 7, 2007

clay bagging

to attempt to penetrate and orifice covered by clothing.

i tried clay bagging Jessica but she ran away.

by el cheffie October 23, 2007