Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

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Wet Willy in the ass

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass

Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.

by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021

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Wet Hamrag

After cutting ham, wiping up the ham juice with a towel

Imma slap u with my wet hamrag

by WRiPSTER July 11, 2017

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Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022

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Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

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wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

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