Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
Get the Satanic Jesusmug. A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023
Get the Jesus cablemug. What if Jesus was a fat guy with curly/bushy and dark hair, but nobody knows it because they always see a skinny guy with fair hair that looks like a Northern European in a stained glass window at a church? What if the church wanted the image that would draw in the most money, instead of the true image, isn't that a possibility?
Nobody was alive back when Jesus was, so he might have been a fat guy with curly/bushy hair that looks nothing like what people usually see at church.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by PotRoastLover21 December 19, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012
Get the Jesus jazzmug. 
by whatislife13383822 July 30, 2021
Get the jesusmug.