pedophile pie

Living in between two sex offenders; an area where no children are safe

Now that our new neighbors moved in, we're in a pedophile pie!

by Harry Potter 23 November 11, 2017

Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025

Pork Pie

This is a side dish that would come in your wabash hearty meal alongside a pot roast and baked potato. You could get these at the wackle wally huckle berry farm in Snoqualmie run by Michael Pickton up until 94'. He would get his pork for his pork pies sourced from his uncles pig farm headed north on the interstate to canada where his uncle Robert Pickton lived. Thisa Rob pic guy just so happened to be one of canadas worst cereal killer's and if you were an unlucky rat bastard you might just find a piece of a hooker in your pork pie. (He ground up hookers on his pig farm causing cross contamination). After this discovery on the news MikPIk went to see the eternal worm in connietcut while there he got caught in cross fire during a certain school shooting (NOt naming any names but the perpetrators name rhymes with Ldam Aanza). if THEY TOOTS YOUR HORN.

Batu Khan: Hey Eric you ever had a Pork pie in your Wabash Hearty Meal? Turns out you might've ingested an escort!!!!
Eric Klebold: Holy shit really??? Dude I need to tell Dylan about this. Hey Dylan!
Dylan Harris: Yeah?
Eric Klebold: Bro you might've eaten a hooker!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Harris: EWWWW time to go to that one school next a reservoir and do something there if you catch my drift. Before that do you wanna go fishing a tilapia with me Eric?
Eric Klebold: Sure thing man we might run into Ldam Aanza though.
Dylan Harris: Yeah that's OK(C) he sounds like a cool guy.
Dylan Harris: We should to the Okaloosa County Prison and visit my buddy Fat Mike there. I heard he urinated in a sink one time, while sa(ndy)ying he wouldn't mind (hook)ing up with some plumpies on stage.
Eric Klebold: Plumpies? You mean plumbine?
Michael Pickton: Quit yimmer yammerin and get back to Mr. P. Murrahs class you dumb dirty sick motherfucks!

Eric Klebold and Dylab Harris: Yes sir. Thank you sir.
Batu Khan: намайг Бат хаан гэдэг.
Rob Pick: Owchie this broomstick handle really hurts. I don't like grinding up hookers because it really hurts. I heard Adam Lanza is gay.

Part 2 Coming Soon. Find out what Dylan and Eric do at the reservoir.

by Mongolian Enthusiast September 2, 2025

Key lime pie

The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten

I love making key lime pie with Suzy

by Shrek33sander May 8, 2016

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

Midnight Pie

When you get your ass eaten, after dark specifically

Shawty so fine I gave her that midnight pie

by Henrietta Edge October 11, 2025