the fire island

This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

"I'm going to show you the Fire Island tonight, ho"

by NoComment00 May 7, 2007

Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Forest Fire

When a Woman is trying to find the Dick inside the man's bush and sucks it off

She tried to find my forest fire last night

by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018

Fire

Jordan

Jordan is literally the living definition of fire.

by pyroloving August 8, 2018

Fire Juul

Like a fire drill. When the fire alarm goes off at your school but it's really just someone hitting the juul in the bathroom.

"We had the fire alarm go off today at school and we had to evacuate and the fire trucks came, but it turns out it was really just another fire juul"

by Imsoimsorbrn October 12, 2018

CC firing squad

People who in a figure of speech execute colleagues by sending an attacking email containing critique or feedback, whilst cc-ing as many (senior) colleagues as possible. By doing so, they lower a person's self-esteem, position in the team and try to be perceived as knowledgable/responsible.

"She sent me this email telling me she's afraid I'm not going to make a deadline and pointing out I forgot two small tasks. She even cc'd my team and team manager. She's definitely part of the cc firing squad."

by stevegek November 26, 2019

Community fire

A community fire is when a community (for example: kpop, gaming, and tv communities) have something very surprising and special happen to them that causes the whole community to panic and freak out. The term was made in the Jacksepticeye community around 2016. It was mainly used in that community to alert people of three scary games, ego content, and scary things.

A: hey B! Did you hear?

B: No, give me the news!
A: Turns out (insert singer here) posted something to their social media that is making everyone freak the hell out!
B: wow! (insert singer here) really set off a community fire there!

by hyperdriveheaven October 17, 2020