A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
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The worst take

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Taking a Fluffy

a phrase named after a former eNASCAR Heat Pro League Series Driver, this means when you absolutely destroy a toilet by taking a huge shit; usually when you're gone in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes or longer.
Kyle: "Hey, bro where have you been at?"
Dale: "Sorry man. Just got done Taking a Fluffy."
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takes the awards

when something is so cool it is worthy of getting the 'awards' whatever that may be
that's definitly taking the awards today
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You have to expect the bad or unpleasant thing in the situation as well as the good thing.
Hey, Valeri, I got promoted
You have to take the rough with the smooth Sam, you can't have everything. Don't forget, you will work more
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Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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