When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.
"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....
person1: man...this bitch was acting a fool in the resteraunt, bitching to her pimp bout how he treat his white bitch better....before she knew it...that mutha fucka reached over and h-slapped the shit outa her...man, then he threw $200 at her and left her ther crying