cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011

Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus

I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

pocket punch

Vicious sex with ones belly button accompanied with violent anal fisting simultaneously.

"Hey Squirrel, you pocket punching tonight?"
"you know it."

by birdtrousers September 17, 2014

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

pearl pocket

The intimate part of a lady.

She bought undies because she didn't want her pearl pocket exposed.

by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017

Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in the ice fishing shack because it’s -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025