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San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
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park

1. a large area of land kept in its natural state for public recreational use.
2. a stadium or enclosed area used for sports.
3. (in the western US) a broad, flat, mostly open area in a mountainous region.
4. a parking lot or garage.
5. deposit and leave in a convenient place until required.
6. postpone consideration of (an idea or plan) until a later date.
1. "The children loved to spend their afternoons playing in the park, enjoying the swings, slides, and the vast green spaces."
2. The baseball game was held at the park, a large stadium with a retractable roof.
3. "The hikers rested for a while in the scenic park, surrounded by towering peaks and enjoying the cool breeze."
4. "a coach park"
5. "come on in, and park your bag by the door"
6. "could I suggest we park that suggestion for the moment?"
by Arminkshipper January 3, 2025
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Central Park troll

A person who is unironically happy and upbeat almost anytime with a lot of optimism and hope. This type may also believe in following dreams. Sometimes used pejoratively by either realists or pessimists. (Named after Don bluth's film A Troll in Central Park, and specifically the title troll Stanley)
Normally: oh, my buddy is quite the central park troll. He can add a beam of sunshine over any bad day
Pejorative: that whippersnapper's a central park troll!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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Parked

“Your getting parked b!tch
by Getparkedcrew January 29, 2024
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Car park girl

A girl who likes going in men’s cars and going too car parks too kiss and have sexual activity.
“She easy bro take the car park girl and lips her and do you thing she will do it for anyone bro “
by Yesthatsrightfool June 14, 2024
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park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.
My dog's a freakin park bench.
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
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