moon pie

when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.

Marvin left a moon pie in Xavier backdoor.

by jazdill August 9, 2022

New York Pie

A twist on the traditional cream pie and New York version of holding the woman’s vagina well ejaculating so that it looks just like a replica of a New York style pizza or calzone with Alfredo sauce

I was with Sally last night in New York and I cream pied like I knew she’d like it so I turned her to the side and I ate it like a New York Pie.

by DeezNUTTSh June 24, 2022

Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....

''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."

by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022

PIE

Acronym for Partner In Errands; a PIE is someone who makes everyday, mundane tasks better and more fun just by being with you; a trip to Target with your PIE is better than a trip to Target alone; a term of endearment used between friends or lovers, used in place of "Partner in Crime"

Inspired by a viral post by @baddanadanabad on twitter: "i have never wanted a 'partner in crime' have always just wanted a 'partner in errands' - just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it"

I have to run some errands today. Want to be my PIE?

I love being my boyfriend's PIE when he needs to run errands.

Nothing tops a trip to Target when you have your PIE.

by hannah.anariba December 31, 2021

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.

Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.

by Hausco September 15, 2022

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020