A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.

My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.

by Allimac September 7, 2020

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Michael Xiang

Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.

Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls

by hyqothetical October 24, 2022

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Angel Jose Robles & Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jacksons' Disciples

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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Michael wire

Pro csgo player

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame

by Anya phelan April 27, 2023

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Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

by stePmanang September 2, 2021

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Michael Bobagard

The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.

"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"

by RumpShakingRags May 5, 2025

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