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michael
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michael is a bitchless
guy
who will
never
see nor touch a female in his life
time
.
person 1
: yoo is that michael LOL!!!
heard
he bitchless
person 2: oh
nah
u right he def is
michael
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lxyxaxh
January 30, 2022
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michael
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bitchless forever he
aint
eva
gettin
hoes
person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant
pull
anyone includin a
blind
chick
loool
michael
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lxyxaxh
January 30, 2022
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