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michael
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michael is a bitchless guy who
will
never
see
nor
touch
a female in his life time.
person 1
: yoo is that michael LOL!!!
heard
he bitchless
person 2: oh nah u right he
def
is
michael
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lxyxaxh
January 30, 2022
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michael
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bitchless
forever
he
aint
eva
gettin hoes
person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant
pull
anyone includin a
blind
chick
loool
michael
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lxyxaxh
January 30, 2022
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