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i hate life

Used to express a dislike for something you are doing, not ment literally.
Mom: Take out the garbage and clean the kitchen.
Me: I hate life.

Boss: Move all these books from this shelf to that one.
Me: I hate life.
by Annayar June 30, 2008
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High on Life

A female human who is controlling, vindictive, unable to support herself, lives off of other people for as long as she can, begs, steals, lies, anything possible to get what she wants. A human who withholds sex from her husband for unknown reasons, but lots of fake excuses and illnesses. A human who concocts sickness to get others to give her sympathy. A real piece of work. A sorry excuse for a mother, but blames others for her misgivings. A criminal. A scumbag. A loser.
High on Life says, I can't work, I'm sick.
by Bubble-Gurl November 19, 2007
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Vee's life story

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.
by toee November 11, 2006
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Fo' Life!

My friend's friend's motto.
by Scott Curtis February 23, 2004
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fuck my life

a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.
"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."
by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009
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life is full of compromises

Life is full of compromises is a phrase adults like to say to explain why their life sucks. Take my advice, don't compromise.
Steve: Life is full of compromises, son
Doug: No thanks (runs).
by DeineMutter May 2, 2006
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end your life

Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.
Christine: That is so fetch
Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life
by Ashley March 31, 2005
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