john duke hall

a guy with a very very very very very tiny pee pee

Gorl1: why you sad
Gorl2: i just found out my boyfriend is a john duke hall

by `dad June 6, 2018

john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021

the st. john's school

An overrated school with rich, spoiled, white brats who have an attitude and no brains. Filled with straight kids who act gay for attention.

In the St. John's School...
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: Shut the f up. My parents have more money than you.
Kid 1: Atleast I'm white.

by LoveLifeXoXo April 19, 2018

Colton John Dunning

The man who slept with your mother.

Was the guy's name Colton John Dunning?

by daffy nomancer November 3, 2014

Dear John Letter

A break up letter sent to a girl's significant other. Generally used in military relationships, while the man is deployed for a long period of time. Usually, Dear John letters are reserved for bitches who can't be proud of their man who is risking his life to protect his country.

She started sleeping around with other guys while her fiance was deployed to Afghanistan, so she wrote him a Dear John letter to break off the engagement.

by Proudofmysoldier September 11, 2011

azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

by John February 7, 2005

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011