cock chocolate

When you pull your penis out of girls asshole, and you then feed her your poop-encrusted wiener

Bob: Hey man, I gave that bitch a mean cock chocolate

by SteamyRayVaughn November 29, 2017

Chocolate House

A bar or place of residence, where it is "Raining Men" of the chocolate decent.

"Hey, Lets go to the chocolate house! I need to get my jungle fever cured!"

by Joe navy October 26, 2016

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 22, 2024

Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.

Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.

by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 09, 2023

Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022

Swass Chocolate

The act of placing chocolate between ones ass cheeks and sitting on it all day so that it melts into a form of lava cake which your partner then licks out of your ass at the end of the day.

"Honey, can you make swass chocolate for tonight?"
"Boys, guess what? My wife made swass chocolate last night, you gotta try it. YUM."

by Buttstuf420 March 02, 2022