Ass Ship

1. Something which sails asses. (Some say the bigger the ship the better; whatever.)

Mother: Honey, go land yourself that big ass ship.

Bougie Daughter: Fuck yeah... already accomplished!!

by DbSchouper June 9, 2018

Kilauea Ass

An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.

Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.

This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Ass wrenching

The act of pulling ones insides out through ones anus

Dad gave me an ass wrenching after dinner last night

by Big budu dick slayer March 25, 2019

Ass sniffer

Someone who proceeds to stick his hands down their pants and then sniff it

Jeff ham is a notorious ass sniffer

by React March 30, 2019

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Ass Lamp

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

by Jobisha September 13, 2019

Slip that ass

Fuck her in the ass and then pass on her ass

Hear bro you wanna fuck her in the ass

Ye but didn't you just fuck her in the ass

Ye its grand I'll slip that ass to you

by Footedkevin September 25, 2019