An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014
Get the unicorn balls mug.The capacity of one man, while intoxicated, to talk to/ask out a woman that he would not normally be able to talk to while sober. Usually happens late at night after heavy drinking
Man I was so faded last night I had the drunk balls to ask Alyssa out
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by 5th floor mcnary March 13, 2010
Get the drunk balls mug.A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009
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by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016
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1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner April 13, 2011
Get the ball sweed mug.If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.
by rob Norwood May 18, 2004
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