Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022

top raider

Top is the best and raider means fucking shit so your the top fucker

Boul really be fucking bitchs he top raider

by Shxncho September 26, 2022

top styles

top tier

I don’t care where we eat as long as it’s TOP STYLES

by cookedtopstyles September 26, 2022

TOP

Twenty One Pilots. The musical duo Tyler and Josh. Somehow they make drinking chlorine sound really sexy.

OMG! Did you listen to the new TOP song?

by That Gay Gurl November 8, 2018

top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle April 30, 2003

Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014