When you're balls deep in a woman, however need a five minute respite without her being aware. Your mate is next door so fills in without missing a beat.
by MeepMoopStagDo August 17, 2024
Get the Two-ball rerackmug. Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
Get the Two hoursmug. It's a slang word for a Glock 23. A hand Gun known for it's precision and accuracy for beginner shooters too.
by LowViro_De_Hero April 27, 2023
Get the two two threemug. by cheernation08 September 14, 2015
Get the Two and a halfmug. <.7.9.7.6.>A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine<.7.9.7.6.>
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by exereravileexe@gmail.com July 24, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine<.7.9.7.6.>mug. damn she had two fingers up
by user1626383 April 17, 2022
Get the two fingers upmug. Two young men that the women call daddy. The type of people to chill at bdubs or a kingdom for their whole lives. Women often are drawn over by how daddy they look. Cuhs like to drink trumoo while fighting in the octagon.
Girl 1"Dayummm girl it's the two cuhs (daddies)."
Girl 2 "let's go try to suck their cranks"
Girl 1 "cuhs, can we suck your cranks?"
Cuh 1 "maybe, but I got some more important things in my life."
Girl 2 "like what?"
Cuh 2 "ladies, we got trumoo, bdubs and 17 hoes waiting at the kingdom. That's your cue to go suck a different crank cuz ours are off limits."
Girl 2 "let's go try to suck their cranks"
Girl 1 "cuhs, can we suck your cranks?"
Cuh 1 "maybe, but I got some more important things in my life."
Girl 2 "like what?"
Cuh 2 "ladies, we got trumoo, bdubs and 17 hoes waiting at the kingdom. That's your cue to go suck a different crank cuz ours are off limits."
by Barry McCockiner-Mouth September 14, 2017
Get the Two cuhs (daddies)mug.