L Take

Literally @haulass180 's account.

That user @haulass180 only has L Takes.

by Inverzion March 13, 2023

Low Take

An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.

Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.

by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022

Taking the kids to Galveston

When one has a wet dream whilst there is diarrhea in their drawls.

Bro, I couldn't believe the sight I saw this morning. Just another day, taking the kids to Galveston.

by Doodlebap August 3, 2025

wow take that

When a person does something stupid you say wow take that uh.

Wow take that uh, louie ate the whole pantry

by Louie September 28, 2003

Taking a Kenzie

you take a poop , usually in someones home other than yours

I kenzied in my butt
My friend was taking a kenzie at our house

by anonymous January 3, 2024

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022