You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

relatives of consanguinity of straight line

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child

I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

That's Pretty Straight

Beacuse people saying "that's pretty gay" is offensive and just annoying so, my fellow lgbtqqiaap people let's create "That's pretty straight"

Idiot homophobe: That's pretty gay dude.
Awesome member of the lgbt+ community: WeLl ThAt'S pReTtY sTrAiGhT dUdE!

by HamShaBam March 19, 2020

Not that Straight

You might be gay and that’s okay 🌈

“When you are watching Porn, do you like the Big Dick or the Little Dick? If you like the Big Dick than you’re not that straight” @tigerking

by StoopidChica April 4, 2020

That is so straight

The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.

Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.

by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020

how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)

“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!

by anonymous August 2, 2021

Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...

I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022