This is about a boy who will never know that it’s about him. He’s really smart, he has an incredible music taste, he's so sweet, he’s really really awesome, and I really really like him. My heart starts racing whenever I hear his name, even if it isn’t even about him! And I always start smiling whenever I think of him. We’re friends but I know he doesn’t like me back, and I’m scared I might be pushing him away, and now I’m scared we’re going to drift apart.
I will confess one day, when the time is right.
- Maddie Klein
I will confess one day, when the time is right.
- Maddie Klein
by stargirl999 January 27, 2024

Ryan is a godly golfer that has a very bright future. He is also the most kind hearted person I've ever met but can also act like a total twat sometimes.
That mothetfucker is such a Ryan
by Thehiddengem November 22, 2021

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by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022

A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021

Absolute kappa sig certified beast. Doesn't own a shirt. You can catch him swinging from the flagpole at castle during beachapalooza
by Swenson1 November 20, 2021
