Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023

pee pee poo poo

Pewdiepie's pig.. How else would you say it?

PEE PEE POO POO

by tghjvnckfdxvnjkfcbnmc November 18, 2019

Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

Poo

Brown stuff that comes out your butt

I have to go poo

by Mr. person #2 November 12, 2018

Poo

A person that is amazing at everything they do and can't be beat.

A.K.A. The Shit but can't say it cause kids are present.

Man, Eric is the poo. Is it possible for him to lose at anything??

by Eazyefnduzit502 December 10, 2020

Poo

The thing you pull out when you put your hand down your pants.

He scratched his bum and pulled out some poo

by abc chicken August 11, 2021

peeping poo

A literal poo that peeps at you. Often found hiding in the crevices of one's butt cheeks. Reminiscent of a turtle's head.

Mike: "Hey have you ever had a peeping poo?" Glasfish: "Hell yeah dude, get them all the time"

by poonmachine September 12, 2020