by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019

What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.
Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.
by Pancho777 August 2, 2020

When you fuck a girl really hard and she has a prolapse. Then you lick and nibble on the prolapse like your enjoying a pizza pocket.
by Horse Meat Chalupa November 14, 2023

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
by big smithy October 19, 2017

by f4iryg0ds September 24, 2021
