no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.

For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016

cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

by Karl1234 November 12, 2014

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

Hands In The Pants Day

You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.

Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.

by AllahIsLord October 31, 2021

Stupid Left Hand

A gentlemen that uses his left hand to make a cunt uncontrollably squirt cum from her vagina.

His Stupid left hand made me cum uncontrollably.

by Nasty Tongue July 16, 2020

Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021