eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

eat die

If someone says something hurtful, say 'eat die', it is the same as saying 'I hate you fuck off.'

Person 1: Ur mum gae
Person 2: No, eat die

by The Urban Cow July 29, 2021

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 01, 2016

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

eat-panda

eating anywhere

the eat-panda drop habit of student

by 0244201915 November 05, 2020

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 04, 2019

stfu and eat ur food

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence

Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food

by therealseb September 08, 2020