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boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.
Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.
by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023
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boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.
by 210249 April 21, 2018
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tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018
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Boner Wrecker

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.
Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.
by Jean Nate August 5, 2011
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Boner

A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of
*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her
by FemboyMilk May 9, 2022
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gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.
You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?
by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018
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bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner
I am in a very bonerable position right now
by bonerable March 29, 2019
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