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cancer bad 

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
cancer bad by izrofel November 11, 2003
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seven years bad luck 

if you break a mirror a curse u will get u will never fall in love loose your wife or husband all your kids will die wind up in prison etc and the only way to break this curse according to the leprechaun and the end of the rainbow is to listen to careless whisper from wham! over and over again and bath yourself in picures of steven tylers fish lips to lift the curse only to pass it on to the one you value most in live weather it be some in your life or some such as a role model like carrot top or some one you believe in like jesus.
dont break the mirror or youll get seven years bad luck

o shit i broke the mirror bow i got to bath in steven tylers fish lips
seven years bad luck by shaymeow December 7, 2010
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down bad 

hella cool and chill and down to do anything; a baddie
Batool is down bad
down bad by downBAT March 30, 2021

stupid bad 

What is the definition for stupid bad?

It's just something that's really cool.
That's stupid bad, yo.
stupid bad by nancy January 29, 2004

Breaking Bad

A television drama about a chemistry teacher who resorts to creating and selling methamphetamine to pay hospital bills, because in all his years of teaching he somehow never got any assets or saved up money.

Through out the show the main character completely avoids the DEA, snitches and generally jealous people that would do him in. If this show was based on reality he'd have gone to prison for sentence's longer then pedophiles, rapist and murderers, after his street dealers were followed around and phone tapped, but the show isn't based on reality, so it's just something for people to come back to for entertainment.
"I've seen all the episodes of Breaking Bad so far on t.v."

"I don't get where the whole fighting terrorism direction was going with the school teacher in Breaking Bad, so I stopped watching."
Breaking Bad by youKnowyouKnow August 25, 2013

classically bad 

An adjective used to describe a film that is classic and/or well known, but bad. Often, they are remembered by many only as being a bad movie. Examples include the Joel Schumacher Batman films and The Star Wars Holiday Special.
The Star Wars Holiday Special is very classically bad.
classically bad by FilmStudent January 1, 2012

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome 

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!
Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....