anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal til it's painful

The act of fucking someone in the ass til it hurts both of you.

Man we did anal til it's painful last night!

by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016

Anal Tuma

you

Doctor: *fingers patient and feels a bump*
The Bump: *you a fucking Anal Tuma

by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)

"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"

by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025

anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt

brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*

by anonymous March 1, 2022

anal

what you have

oh shit this retard nasty ass nigga searched up the word anal

congrats nigga...ok frfr we all know what tf that shit is nigga why u act retarded like nigga WHYY???

by definition.finder September 18, 2020