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Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.
by steelo47 February 19, 2024
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Wet Owl

someone you strongly dislike or have a hatred for (a code name)
Emma: Hey girl!
Emily: Ugh..It’s Wet Owl.
by _KYSK September 15, 2023
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Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
by shrekslodge March 19, 2020
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Wet Willy in the ass

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass
Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.
by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021
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whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020
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Wet dingo

To have a non dry dingo
Wow that dingo is not a wet dingo
by Chingy4200 June 21, 2022
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