by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
Get the Wet nightmaremug. It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
Get the Wet Towelmug. by TDanseb March 27, 2018
Get the Wetmug. The art of a male ejaculating on a partner's upper lip and then proceeding to have them snort a key of somewhat decent grade of powdered cocaine
When the fiend asked for a line, just before chris was about to cum, the fiend's sexual skills and steady hand proceeded to arrange the ultimate wet dry vac.
by alstace December 5, 2010
Get the wet dry vacmug. by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
Get the Wet the bedmug. 
The opposite of a dry texter
Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages
Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages
by iBlue_ May 25, 2024
Get the Wet Textermug.