the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it

dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her

by doom308 December 24, 2010

Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.

Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!

by Ichirukio September 20, 2010

hose water

jizz.

arggh! watch where you spray all that hose water!

by holden_mcgroin October 1, 2010

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

changing the ac water

having sex while youre on the phone and excusing the noise being made with this excuse.

person: hey.

other person: hey... whats that noise?

person: don't mind the noise, just changing the ac water. whats up?

by daddyfatsacks001 July 3, 2010

Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

by bbergonio June 20, 2011

Tuna Waters

The term usually encompasses the entire vagina however has often been noted to just mean the interior of the female genitalia

"Hey David did you root 'er?"
"Oh man. I took the beef boat from dry dock to deep tuna waters and got lost at sea"

by Jimmmmy October 3, 2006