Water

Not Capetown omegalul

bruh you know what water is you fucking faggot

by bruhnigga26 July 29, 2019

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

Water

unnecessary.

i fucking hate water get that shit away from me.

by mrprune/yourfuturehusband May 6, 2025

Water

A liquid. Don't drink too much unless you want your toilet to suffer.

Charlie: I'm gonna get more orange juice
Mark: This is the 10th one you're gonna have in 1 hour. Drink some water instead.

by stun_seed_backwards December 17, 2021

Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.

Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.

by UnTen May 21, 2022