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Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012
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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.
Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
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idiot rules

A non idiot group created and controlled by MANO the mafia.
sources reports that he named it as 'idiot rules' coz he was bored like an Idiot while creating the group and he thought its a funny name which actually ain't funny at all ..(LOL)
by Blazzy August 7, 2012
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burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.
Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.
by timebusters August 30, 2012
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4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.
Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.
by AJW of Laindon July 21, 2013
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prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013
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