A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.
All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...
Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021
Get the Rules Of The Internet mug.The #1 rule when binge-watching a new TV Series that states you must watch at least the first two episodes of a show before deciding you're not interested in it and don't want to continue.
Person 1: You said you didn't like insert show?
Person 2: Yeah, it's just not for me. I did the 2-Episode Rule and everything and it still seems boring.
Person 2: Yeah, it's just not for me. I did the 2-Episode Rule and everything and it still seems boring.
by yo͝ormämɡā August 2, 2021
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Get the Rule 3310 mug.War is good for business - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 34. Easily confused with the 35th Rule, which is that peace is good for business.
Lt. Dax mistakenly stated that Rule 34 was that peace was good for business. Quark corrected her and told her that was actually the 35th Rule.
by Storm Sexxwatt August 5, 2021
Get the Rule 34 mug.The Latin phrase “omne trium perfectum” means that every set of three is complete. A Creative Pragmatist will apply this to outfit composition; when you have selected three key items, the destination has been reached.
Person 1: I think i’m missing something, my outfit doesn’t feel complete.
Person 2: You’re not thinking of the Rule of 3, you need to have 3 components in an outfit and you only have 2. Try a pop of color for your shoe!
Person 2: You’re not thinking of the Rule of 3, you need to have 3 components in an outfit and you only have 2. Try a pop of color for your shoe!
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
Get the Rule of 3 mug.Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.
Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.
by Peasey360 August 6, 2021
Get the creeper rule mug.A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.
"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."
by abracadabra1434 August 14, 2021
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