Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.

Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!

by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021

hang-up rule

the person who makes a phone call has to be the first to hang up. if you break the rule, you WILL be cursed.

omg you can't break the hang-up rule or your house will be egged! bye.

by feedthecrave. May 23, 2009

MacGlutenary Rule

To be used when you have artificially stuck random facts together in an attempt to bluff someone into believing you know what you are talking about, but have been called out. Similar to calling a "Mulligan" in golf, one could use the "MacGlutenary Rule" to refrain from a discussion without further embarrassment.

Mary- "You are so full of shit, I don't believe a word you just said!"
Jonathan- "I'm calling the MacGlutenary Rule"
Mary- "More ridiculousness! There's no such rule!"
Jonathan, eager to save face- "Urban Dictionary, look it up!"

by Factsmith September 2, 2018

Rule 386

If it's white and has a black circle in the middle It's Minos Prime

Rule 386 A white trash can "IS THAT MINOS PRIME" says V1

by Bucky_2028 May 7, 2025

Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999

Making porn of Zootopia's Judy Hopps right now because I have no life

N/A: "Bruhhhhhhhh i could go for zootopia porn rn could u pls make some???"

You: N/A, you obviously have no life. But fine."
*Makes some juicy Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999 of Judy Hopps*

by 2mvt May 3, 2021

The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

by Cremby February 24, 2023

International Rule of Math

The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"

by Molly Case November 28, 2013