four years old

someone who is da youngest person evah!!!

how old are you?
im four years old!!!!!!!

by nattyjubiedeeznuts.com June 11, 2025

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

old hamstring

Some guy named romen who smells

Eww Roman is such an old hamstring

by Petter the griffin October 11, 2018

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

old age

A slang term that refers to the increase of death rate with each passing year past the age of 20, which happens after someone has previously had all-time low death rate throughout childhood and adolescence

Ever since I hit 21, I feel like I'm in the 'old age' zone—every birthday feels like a countdown now!

by Emotional Cruiser October 10, 2025

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023