Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school

I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

Cracked out B r ie

a white girl.
The very definition of un-Barbie.

Someone posted another .gif of that Barbie doll looking surprised.
Cracked out B r ie
little weird kid

by Young Jazzy Yo October 31, 2023

Tuck Between the Crack

Slang term for when someone with male genitalia tucks their appendage between their legs to make it less obvious.

Before she finished her drag look, she made sure to tuck between the crack.

by Mazal_Tov_Jess April 17, 2021

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

Cracked

Getting really good sex

“He’s happy because he got cracked last night”

by Narrcleorrr July 31, 2025

crack fella

A fellow that is crack in the head who thinks he is a mac genius and always treat his nephew to eat crab but not his son

Yah i am a crack fella

by Plate nsjsne July 16, 2020