Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

rule 69.1

The unwritten rule that everything is Nez’s fault.

There’s a global pandemic, must be rule 69.1

by Molestro October 6, 2020

Piggyback rule

When I give a girl a piggy back ride, if I’m not huffin and puffin after 50ft she doesn’t get a second date

I can tell that I like this girl because she passed the piggyback rule

by Dudeguy123456789 December 27, 2019

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

by niggerballsss February 12, 2023

Pokémon rule

When you hold a leverage towards something you think you can beat, then throw in something you don’t know you can beat

Cody Rhodes was about to challenge Seth Rollins at WrestleMania 40, but turned his back at that match and introduced the Pokémon rule saying “I choose you Roman Reign!”

by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024

Rule of Law

This has nothing to do with the rule of law and everything to do with YouTube propagandists burying a story to spite the person who broke it and choosing to participate in a targeted harassment campaign that deliberately resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. We are not mutually weaponizing things. One of us is telling the truth and the other is trying to cover it up. And the people covering it up have been making up counterfactuals in an attempt to manufacture a false "he said/she said" dichotomy and they waited 10 years to do it. They aren't standing up to a bully. They aren't defending anyone's rights. They weaponized schizophrenia against me IN DIRECT RESPONSE to me coming forward about it and they are trying to allow these tech companies to abscond with my work without paying me and leave me to die impoverished. That is their goal. To steal my shit and leave me to die. Because that's all they ever do.

Hym "It has nothing to do with the rule of law and it isn't a legal battle. It's a heist. Matt Lech from the Majority Report even said it explicitly. 'It's ocean eleven.' Were his exact words. They are trying to heist AI from me because they do not like how I used my rights and to prevent me from receiving remedy for the violations that have been perpetrated against me. Their rights are not being violated here. Their ideologies are being enforced. And they are using 'the rule of law' as a false pretense to do it."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”

Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”

by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024