Polish butterfly kiss

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave

The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC

by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.

The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.

by naked jen November 2, 2018

custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018

faux kisses

When you kiss a mirror, and it looks like you are kissing yourself.

I caught Doug doing faux kisses and he was really getting into it. Should we talk to him about it?

by JuggaMD August 5, 2017

Kiss of the devil

When one is chewing big red gum then proceeds to have oral sex (butthole licking) of the taint hole on their said partner or partners....

Rick was chewing big red then licked randys asshole...Randal replied it's so hot and spicy it's ass if it was a kiss of the devil on my asshole...

by el-gato-negro March 4, 2019

Bacon Kisses

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

flemish kiss

A kiss by an angel that makes you feel like being in heaven

He was completely overwhelmed after that flemish kiss

by Meeuw8869 July 2, 2018